Monday, April 23, 2012

CAMP NAME

Shooting Star oh Shooting Star you are a shooting starrrrrr....... Ahem ahem, attention everybody I have recently discovereed that my camp name shall be Strawberry Jam and on Facebook I will replace my name from Jamela to Strawberry Jam. How about that? It may not be as good as Shooting Star aka Katrina or Millipede aka Jacob Sackin the author of IGLU but it's something. Yes, before I forget, me and Laura are suspicious of the relationship between Shooting Star and Millipede, if you catch my drift ;). Why else would he answer HER phone when Laura called her phone and on top of everything, they seem too close like more than friends close hmmmmmm.... Oh well guess that we'll just have to wait and see.

Wednesday, April 4, 2012

Jacob Sackin

OMG...... Shooting Star FINALLY responded. I got in but Laura got into the wrong school :( So she called  ShootingStar and GUESS WHO ANSWERED: It was no other than KODIAC BEAR yep that's right no other than JACOB SACKIN THE AUTHOR OF IGLU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I cant live without meeting the author of abook that I havent even read yet OMG, JACOB SACKIN OMG JACOB SACKIN OMG!!!!

Thursday, March 29, 2012

The Creepers from Germany and Russia

It's a small world after all. That is true when you have creeprs trying to sell you Viagra for 81 cents a pop from India. Then I find out that people from Russia and Germany are creepin at my blog. But if the creepers are from Germany and Russia, how did Ipossibly get a link to buying generic meds from India. And to top it all off, Shooting Star has yet to respond.

Wednesday, March 28, 2012

A Message To Shooting Star

Last Wedsday, I was interviewed to be a camp conselor by a lovely middle aged woman going by the alias "Shooting Star", she claimed we would know within a week to ten days. It has already been a week and know I have no clue whether I will get to sing camp songs like the Banana Slug Song or more importantly The Scat Song or get to go by the name "Scat Runs". Oh Shooting Star why havent you sent me an email in my spam box, me and Laura are desperately waiting.

Wednesday, March 14, 2012

Today......

It's nasty, it's wet, everything smells,I have a headache, i'm tired, and I just want to leave. The weather sucks and it's not gonna end any day soon, so i'pretty much screwed until the day ends and then the whole cycle begins once more tomorrow.Oh well  at least I watched the Crocodile Hunter. And now im on Blogger.

Wednesday, March 7, 2012

The Ghetto Siri

I wnat the IPhone 4s, only for ghetto Siri. When asked "will I need my Umbrella today?'" by the Indian guy, Siri gladly respondeed by saying "Well go look outside the damn window", not only that but Siri also finds hoes within a 3.5 mile radius. She also plays tricks too, shell tell you its sunny as fuck out side but when you actually look outside, youll notice its pouring, then Siri gladly gives you the finger as she laughs hahahahahahhaahhahah.Then she says "you mad"

The Thong in The Front

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