The Ghetto Siri

I wnat the IPhone 4s, only for ghetto Siri. When asked "will I need my Umbrella today?'" by the Indian guy, Siri gladly respondeed by saying "Well go look outside the damn window", not only that but Siri also finds hoes within a 3.5 mile radius. She also plays tricks too, shell tell you its sunny as fuck out side but when you actually look outside, youll notice its pouring, then Siri gladly gives you the finger as she laughs hahahahahahhaahhahah.Then she says "you mad"